Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Unisex Tank Top lit " followed by "SOMETIMES" above

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Pee-wee Herman rides a red retro rocket with tail fins

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

Distressed red illustration of a clarion trumpet with its bell facing right sits above bold cursive script reading "Clarions" with a swooping tail

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Here for a Good Time Not a Sober Time - Unisex Tank Top lit " followed by "SOMETIMES" aboveThe Founding Fathers built a country on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Two out of three were available at the keg. The Details: A bold red circular seal mimics the Great Seal of the United States, with "HERE FOR A GOOD TIME" arching along the top and "NOT A SOBER TIME" along the bottom. At center, a spread winged bald eagle clutches two "BEER" labeled cans in its talons with "1776" on its chest and two red stars flanking the design.