If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL White cursive text below reads

White cursive text below reads "Until Someone Loses a Wiener

" each letter filled with a desert landscape of tan dunes

Printed on our super soft 100% ringspun & combed cotton women's T-Shirt

and now they're out here laundering profanity for dads at gift shops

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL White cursive text below readsRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered